Distressed owner SOS!

It’s already been a week since you left for your holidays and even though you left Kiki in good hands at his amazing summer boarding kennel, you miss your beloved pet! At the beach, on the terrace, on a walk, or in the shower block: all you can think about are his furry paws and his adorable belly.

Being the big softie he is, the Bandit has dug up 5 tips to mend your distressed owner's heart.

Drastic measures

Your beloved pet has an angelic face, so it's normal to miss them when they're away. So, before you leave, organize a little photoshoot to capture their cuteness. To warm your heart, you can look at them again and again and again…

Holiday souvenir

Do you still miss your dog despite tip #1?
Get your credit card ready to prepare for your reunion! A tacky keychain? A Breton bowl with ears? A braided bracelet? Plastic flip-flops? It doesn't matter! As long as their darling name is on it, WE'LL TAKE IT!

Love to spare

While you wait to cuddle your beloved dog again, comfort yourself with the furry friends you meet at the beach or at the campsite! You have love to spare and they have bellies to scratch, it's a win-win, right?

Missed call

Got 8 hours to kill? PERFECT!
If you're dying to see your baby doggy: replace your contacts' profile pictures in your directory with those of your dog or cat. Now, when your loved ones call you, you'll see your beloved pet's face appear on the screen. And it will only take you the time of a round trip from Lille to Marseille. Good idea, right?

Keep up the rhythm

Do you miss your puppy and want to feel at home? Keep up the rhythm.
Continue to wake up at 7 am for a walk and don't forget to pick up the poop on the sidewalk!
There's nothing better than keeping your routine to feel at home.

If, despite all the Bandit's advice, you still miss your beloved pet, there's only one thing left to do: GO HOME!

The article SOS Distressed Owner! first appeared on The Daily Bandit.